The Drinkers Companion Guide to your F***ed Up Summer – Week 5 Recipes

“Don’t you worry about a thing, Baby.  I fall for everyone.  Everyone.”  So goes the chorus in the most ironic song I’ve ever written.  But if you do want to fall for everyone, tequila should be involved.  I would suggest using Intrigue Suave Rosa Tequila.  The pink hue (extracted from a Mexican bug, eew-ish) gives the impression of a harmless girlie drink.  However, going down, it’s a right smooth tequila.  Add a little Cointreau for a nice citrus kick.  Go easy on these or else you could end up just falling.

I Fall For Everyone ShooterI Fall For Everyone Shooter

  • 1 ounce Intrigue Suave Rosa Tequila
  • 1/4 ounce Cointreau
  1. Add ingredients to a shaker filled with ice, shake well.
  2. Strain into a shot glass.

Sweet coconut, tart apple and fruit juices are the elements for the next drink.  It’s fruity, yummy and goes down easy like any good Toy Girl should.

Toy Girl High BallToy Girl High Ball

  • 2 ounces Malibu Black Coconut Rum
  • 1/2 ounce Apple Pucker
  • 1/2 ounce cranberry juice
  • 1/4 ounce pineapple juice
  • 1/4 ounce sweetened lime juice
  1. Add all ingredients to an ice filled highball glass.
  2.  Stir.

This next shot was concocted by Special Guest Bartender and former owner of the much beloved Mayor Mike’s in Hartford, Christopher Peters.  When asked what he would drink if it were his last day on earth, this is what he came up with.  Bite into a red grape after downing a strong shot- for a nice sweet finish.  Not a bad way to go out.

End of the World Shooter

End of the World Shooter by Chris Peters

  • 1 ounce Jameson Irish Whiskey
  • 1/2 ounce Bailey’s Irish Creme
  • Crushed red pepper flakes
  • 1 red grape
  1. Add whiskey and Irish Creme to shot glass
  2. Sprinkle with red pepper
  3. Throw in grape and shoot, careful to not swallow the grape.
  4. Bite into grape.

    Drink Responsibly. Listen Responsibly.


The Drinkers Companion Guide to Your F***ed Up Summer – Week 4 Recipes

Week four is here and it’s time to talk about love.  And in my roundabout way, I shall get there.  But first, a little bit about me.  I’m really not a fan of any inquiry that starts off with, “what is your favorite blah, blah, blah.”  Questions such as, ‘What is your favorite song?’, ‘Who is your favorite actor?’ or ‘What is your favorite color?’  send me running in the opposite direction.  I don’t want to be held to any one answer.  There are so many choices out there, I don’t want to limit myself with just one.   If, however, I am forced to commit  myself to any one favorite thing, it is the pairing of chocolate and fruit.  And I’m not talking about a cake or confection, but the simple marriage of fruit dipped in melted chocolate.  That is a true love affair for me.   I will choose it any time it is offered.  Just don’t ask me what my favorite fruit is.

When I came across Van Gogh Dutch Chocolate flavored vodka, I knew exactly what to do.  This is The Definition of Love:

The Definition of LoveChocolate and Fruit is The Definition of Love

  • 1 1/2 ounce Absolut Mandarin
  • 1 ounce Van Gogh Dutch Chocolate
  • Seltzer Water
  • Orange slice
  1. Fill tall glass with ice.
  2. Pour in vodka and top off with seltzer.
  3. Garnish with orange slice.

SHUT YOUR EYES!  COVER YOUR EARS!  DON’T SAY ANOTHER WORD!  It’s the RELATIONSHIP that should have never happened!!  That did.  And surprisingly, left you a better person than ever you thought you could be.  Here’s to Science Fiction allegiances and all they can bring.

Hovering Shooter

  • 1 ounce Absolut Vanilla
  • 1/2 ounce Midori Liqueur
  • 1/2 ounce Coole Swan Irish Cream Liqueur
  1. Pour Absolut into a shot glass.
  2. Over a spoon, pour in Midori followed by Coole Swan.
  3. Look into the light.

Urban Dictionary defines Hipsters as “a subculture of men and women typically in their 20’s and 30’s that value independent thinking, counter-culture, progressive politics, an appreciation of art and indie-rock, creativity, intelligence, and witty banter.”  I’ve seen them.  They sometimes congregate in the diviest of bars, the young fellas sporting bushy beards and plaid shirts, the gals highlighting apathetic eyes beneath super deck eye frames.  Pabst Blue Ribbon keeps the snarky comments flowing.  But what happens to Hipsters when they are no longer in the aforementioned age group?  What do Hipsters go on to become?  Foodies, of course!  And while the Hipstervores may be dining out and in on local and sustainable,  they may still wash down their organic posh dinners with a PBR every now and again.  No one is exempt from nostalgia.

Hipster + 10Hipster + 10

  1. Prepare a meal using fresh, organic ingredients (shown here: Pan seared Chilean Sea Bass with a brown butter sauce, watermelon salsa and a potato and cheddar gallete)
  2. Serve with Pabst Blue Ribbon.
  3. Reminisce.

Drink Responsibly. Listen Responsibly.

The Drinker’s Companion Guide To Your F***ed up Summer – Week 3 Recipes

“They say that a man has needs, but a woman has them too.”  I say, “Give that girl a drink!”  How about something with blood oranges from Provence and mango and passion fruit from Brazil? Mmm, yeah, that sounds right.  X-Rated Fusion Liquor promises hints of all these flavors. Now make it a martini!  Cuz the girl has really got it bad…

X-Rated Pull The Trigger Martini

X-Rated Pull The Trigger Martini

  • 1 ounce Grey Goose Vodka
  • 3/4 ounce X-Rated Fusion Liqueur
  • lime twist (optional)
  1. Chill martini glass with ice and water, drain.
  2. Add Grey Goose and X-Rated to an ice-filled shaker.
  3. Shake and strain into chilled martini glass.
  4. Garnish with lime twist if desired.

The lyrics to Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick insist upon reckless abandon.  The song, itself chugs forward at lightening speed.  Fast songs.  Fast relationships.  Fast drinks.  What else but a boiler maker?  I’ve created one using the summer flavors or watermelon and tequila.  GO!

Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick Time Bomb

Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick Time Bomb

  • 1 bottle Thomas Hooker Watermelon Ale
  • 1 ounce Jose Ceurvo Tequila
  1. Fill tall glass three quarters of the way  full with beer.
  2. Fill shot glass with tequila
  3. Drop the shot glass into the beer glass and drink it all down immediately
  4. Boom.

It’s Friday,  five o’clock.  Punch the clock, workday is done.  The day was a hot one.  Hell, the whole week was like living in the tropics.  Might as well keep with the theme and drink something that has a little bit of tropical flare (along with little bits of coconut pulp!).  Loosen your tie.  Crack open a can of coconut water…and let the weekend begin.

Book of Day Job Week Ender

Book of Day Job Week Ender

  • 2 ounces  Ciroc Coconut Vodka
  • 1 can Goya Coconut Water
  1. Fill tall glass with ice
  2. Add vodka and top off with coconut water
  3. Stir.

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The Drinkers Companion Guide to your F***ed Up Summer – Week 2 Recipes

There’s a line that gets crossed sometimes when you drink.  One minute you’re laughing and conversing, feeling fine; and then, for whatever reason…a never-ending supply of beer flowing from a keg at an especially hot and sunny BBQ or it’s Open Bar at a wedding reception or you’re out with a large group of friends and everyone is taking turns buying rounds…whatever the situation, it happens.  You have one too many drinks and all of the sudden…it seems it would be a Splendid idea to dethrone the golden deer on display in the window of the Thai restaurant a hand’s distance away from your seat in the booth where you’ve just finished cleaning your plate of a much needed meal of green curry. Splendid!  You pluck an antler from the poor unsuspecting deer’s head and casually slide it into your purse, make your way out of the restaurant, giggling all the while with the company you’re keeping.  Chances are they’re not going to stop you as they have been over indulging as well.  And when you get to the car and pull the prize out of your purse, raise it above your head triumphantly; you look up only to find that your companion is holding an identical antler in their hand as well.  Buckling over in a fit of laughter, you notice the designated driver rolling his eyes and shaking his head.  Yup, you’ve just crossed That line.  You’ve crossed it, you’re not sure when it happened, but you have now officially entered Drunkville.  The crossing of that line was the inspiration for the chorus to Sometime’s I’m Subtle (Sometimes I’m Drunk).  And with that, I present to you a lovely Sangria concoction(using Carmen Gran Reserva Cabernet, naturally) that packs a bit of a wallop.  Careful.

Sometimes I’m Subtle (Sometimes I’m Drunk) Sangria*

Sometimes I'm Subtle (Sometimes I'm Drunk) Sangria

  • 1/2 cup brandy
  • 1/4 cup lemon juice, freshly squeezed
  • 1/3 cup 100% white grape juice, from concentrate
  • 1/3 cup orange juice
  • 1 (750 milliliter) bottle of Carmen Gran Reserva Cabernet Sauvignon
  • 1/2 cup triple sec
  • 1 orange, sliced
  • 1 lemon, sliced
  • 1 lime, sliced
  • 8 maraschino cherries
  1. In a large pitcher or bowl, mix together the brandy, lemon juice, grape juice concentrate, orange juice, red wine and triple sec. Float slices of lemon, orange and lime, and maraschino cherries in the mixture. Refrigerate overnight for best flavor.

*Note:  Subtle portion size serves six.  Drunk portion size serves one.

In going over the song list on The Last Record Party to see if any particular tune inspired anything as far as a cocktail recipe, I knew right away that Fire &  Gasoline would have to be a shot.  Immediately, coffee came to mind.  It’s the fuel of choice for The Grimm Generation; consumed in copious amounts daily.  The choice then, to use Smirnoff Expresso 100 vodka made sense.  Add to that the fiery cinnamon flavor of Goldschlager and you’ve got yourself…well, Fire & Gasoline.

Fire & Gasoline Shooter

Fire & Gasoline Shooter

  • 1 ounce Smirnoff Espresso 100 vodka
  • 1 ounce Goldschlager
  1. Add the vodka and Goldschlager to a cocktail shaker filled with ice.
  2. Shake well and strain into a shot glass.

Nothing Astral is a song about a hot summer evening, a drive to the park, a little bit of luck and a lot of persuading.  Whiskey might help with that, and that’s the base for this tangy lemon and lime infused drink which I’ve dubbed:

The Nothing Astral Backseat

The Nothing Astral Backseat

  • 1 1/2 ounce Crown Royal Canadian Whiskey
  • 1/2 ounce Cointreau
  • juice of one lemon
  • juice of one lime
  • lime wedge
  1. Mix all ingredients except for lime wedge in a shaker filled with ice.
  2. Strain into ice-filled tumbler.
  3. Garnish with lime.

That’s all for today.  See you next week for another three drinks.  Until then…cheers!

Drink Responsibly. Listen Responsibly.

Canada Rocks!

Celebrating Canada Day (a little late) with some childhood favorites courtesy of me mum and dad who brought treats back from their weekend visit to their hometown in PQ. Best item in the lot is the bag of Canadian cheddar cheese curds.  Cheese curds, also known as Squeaky Cheese have a soft and moist texture that, upon taking a bite, makes a squeaking sound in your mouth.  It’s a really nice mild cheese that melts incredibly well.  You can snack on it right out of the bag or add it to a plate of spaghetti and sauce or a bowl of tomato vegetable soup or any variety of dishes where melted gooey cheese would be an enhancement.  Tonight we will be making Poutine for dinner,

Yum Yum salt & vinegar chips, Jos Louis and Ah Caramel snack cakes and Canadian Cheese Curds

a traditional Canadian dish served in most restaurants and made at home too.  The melange of french fries, gravy and cheese makes for a perfect dish of simple comfort food.


  • french fries
  • poutine gravy mix (or brown gravy mix)
  • Canadian cheddar cheese curds
  1. Cook fries according to package directions.  Or make them homemade for a more authentic experience.
  2. Cook gravy mix according to package directions
  3. Layer fries and cheese in a bowl and pour gravy atop.
  4. Mmmm.

The Drinkers Companion Guide to your F***ed Up Summer – Week 1 Recipes

Hi all!  I put myself to the task of creating some Grimm inspired cocktails and with that made a trip to the local package store (that’s “liquor store” for you non-Nutmeggers) and started browsing the selection of nip bottles to purchase and experiment with.  My eye was immediately drawn to two jewel-like bottles standing out among the rest of the nondescript wee bottles lining the shelves.  One was light blue and the other, a very light green.  Hpnotiq and Ty Ku liqueurs, the sales clerk informed me.  Hpnotiq is a blend of premium French vodka, exotic fruit juices and a touch of cognac (ooh, la, la!).  The  Ty Ku line of  Asian sake and spirits, it turns out, touts itself as being the “wiser way to drink”, 100% all-natural and free of gluten, sulfites and tannins.  Best of all, naturally low in calories. Yay!

My first three drinks incorporate one or the other.  Here are the results:

Have you had a “bad couple of weeks”?  This clean and simple drink is exactly what you need to let it all “slide, slide, slide” away:

The Forward Ho

The Forward Ho (giggle)

  • 2 ounces Ty Ku Liqueur
  • 6 ounces sparkling water
  • Lime wedge
  1. Fill high ball glass with ice.
  2. Add liqueur and sparkling water.
  3. Stir and garnish with lime.

Next up is the signature shot of The Grimm Generation; layered and rich, with many dimensions of flavor:

The Blue Eyed & Black Hearted Shooter

Blue Eyed & Black Hearted Shooter

  • ½ ounce blue curacao
  • ½ ounce Hypnotic Liqueur
  • ½ ounce Jaegermeister
  1. Add the blue curacao and Hpnotic liqueur to a cocktail shaker filled with ice.
  2. Shake well and strain into a shot glass.
  3. Pour the Jaegermeister over the back of a spoon atop the blue mixture to create a second layer.

It wasn’t the heat.  It was the humidity that inspired this next concoction.  I opened up the fridge and peered in.  The watermelon made my mouth water, it looked so refreshing.  I grabbed it and remembered that I had a nip bottle of Hpnotiq in my freezer.  Well…why wouldn’t I?  Sublime.

Well, Why Wouldn't You? Watermelon Delight

Well, Why Wouldn’t You? Watermelon Delight

  • 1 cup diced watermelon
  • 1-2 ounces Hypnotic Liqueur
  • 2 mint leaves, finely chopped
  1. Place watermelon in a dessert cup.
  2. Pour chilled liqueur over watermelon.
  3. Garnish with mint.

Drink Responsibly. Listen Responsibly.